ShittyKitty's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Salad Fingers Episode 2]

Oh....my.....god.....

That was, by far, the creepiest flash I've seen on this site. Where do you get this stuff? I swear I'll have nightmares for a week...

[Grand Theft Boner]

Wow

VERY nice. VERY VERY nice. Could've been a wee bit longer, but very nice nonetheless.

[Fairy Sorrow]

Wow

Very nice. Very nice indeed. Excellent, detailed animation, fitting music that enhanced the theme, an actual theme and moral, an overall beautiful movie. For you thickheads,

1) He's a fairy, not an elf
2) He's not praying, he's summoning his powers
3) He goes on a rampage because he was taken from his home
4) He kills himself because his beloved forest was replaced by a barren city (if he even kills himself at all)
5) LOTR does not suck, it is an excellently made trilogy
6) What do you mean blocky??? That was smooth as butter, you fool!!
7) What makes you think there's going to be "a next"? What continuation would there be??
8) The fairy's use of magic isn't "silly", you idiot; it's the theme of the movie.

Okay, I'm done attacking the mind-numbed masses. By the way, excellent job Volo; keep up the good work.

The Shit

[A Valentine Short]

No

I refuse to vote high for something that is 1.7 MB but only a few seconds long. Learn how to optimize your movies.

Arc22 responds:

Yeah, My appologies. I forgot to optimize just before I sent it in, I do believe I have fixed it now, so it should be okay now. Sorry for the file size to wait for such a small movie

[how it will end.]

What a mindjob...

I'm not even going to try to figure out the meaning behind that. It's too late in the evening, and I'd like to get some sleep tonight. Other than that, excellent flash!

[Sticky Deaths!]

Your buttons

Not only does the first one not work, but the last two or three sections automatically skip ahead (perhaps you forgot to put "stop" commands on those frames?)

J-Smooth responds:

Nope... I didn't forget. I spent about 45 minutes just messing around with those last two buttons. I would set it for the next frame and instead it would reply the same one again. So I just said screw it, i'll have to take the buttons out. I hope the buttons didn't affect your decision on the score.

[Who Wants A Piece of Shit]

In response...

...to the previous reviewer, the correct spelling is "porcelain," and peanut butter cups are made of chocolate, with a peanut butter filling. Get your facts straight before jumping on someone's case like that.

[Squirrel rant of doom]

Two words of advice...

...fix your spelling and don't make buttons out of text (make a box [same color as background] with text on top for the button, so clicking around the text clicks the button)

Potheadeus responds:

I was just lazy I guess... didn't feel like doin it, thanks for the review!

[Enter the Action Part 2]

Nice 3-d Shots

I liked the three-dimensional action shots a lot. Stick with those, but improve the between-action shots; they were a little primitive. Also, some better sounds might do some good. Other than that, this Flash was a lot better than most of the others coming through the Portal today.